Average tea drinking, eighteen year old Brit.
Lover of quotes, cats, procrastination, music, and coffee. And of John Green (the heart breaking bastard).
Disliker of peasants. And of people using 'England' as a synonym for The Great British Isles (Aka - peasants). Requests for me to read your stories will be ignored. Sorry, but I don't have time to read them.
Ruler of an army made up of one thousand unicycling Unicorns.
Murderer of characters
Everything Sucks When You Are 18
the ultimate bff necklace
I don’t have nine friends
new law: if theres someone you want to cuddle with but they are far away the government has to fly you there for free
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
i really need the motivation eren jaeger has because holy fucking shit
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas
are we human or are we dancer and dasher and prancer and vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen
Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid
are you Australian
happy fun episodes of doctor who to watch to feel really really happy:
- the end of time
- the parting of the ways
- vincent and the doctor
when people complain about the ending of the catching fire movie